Five Pearls of Scottish Wisdom - love the sense of humour !

• Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedez Benz than it is on a bicycle
• Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
• Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
• Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk

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